1. Next Monday: Official DNC Caucus Ethic Comm. Inquiry
1a. (inside the "smoke-filled room") where whoever is Actually in charge of the DNC will decide to force him out, not so much for the *ahem* sexting, but for lying about it to, amoung others, the Prez.
2. Next Tuesday: the front-men and women for whoever really is in charge, in this case Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, maybe Obama himself, will tell him he "needs to resign for the good of The Party and save face for The Party and to keep The Party as blemish-free as possible going into the November 2012 election."
2a. If he continues to refuse, citing financial woes (he has no JD or MBA to fall back on. His wife was pulling down $120,000, but I suspect it was due to her husband's high political ranking) they will buy him off with a healthy severance. 2 years, 4 years? Half a Mill$ falls out of Bloomberg's pocket everytime he sneezes. Hilary could probably offer a full-ride NYU post-grad scholarship of his choice (He finished w/ a BS in PolySci ... about as BS as my Journalism degree.) A BS only guarantees you well .... what's in a name?
If Weiner still refuses ... then they'll bring out the big guns ... I bet the farm Dick Morris has been a busy boy; names, dates, places, phone records, transcripts, depositions, FEDERAL charges just waiting to be filed, warrants bearing the signatures of people who did get their JD, audio, video and a small army of women.
***NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS OR DOES - WEINER WILL AGREE TO RESIGN AT THIS MEETING***
The last words of his career, being "Where do I sign?"
3. Next Wednesday: 9am Press Conference: "Having reviewed my blah blah blah with my team we have come to the difficult decision that ... ... ... ... and effective 9am next Monday I will no longer represent the people of New York's 9th District, Brooklyn, Queens and Rockaway."
[then some flowery lies about how SORRY he is (sorry that he got caught)] and that he will spend the upcoming free-time "stay-close and reconnect w/ his family ... make amends to them." add some crocodile tears ....
AAAAAAND \scene [NO Q's!!! fast exit]
btw - when a congressman resigns, a special election is held to replace the seat. NY's 9th district is gerrymandered so obviously you can guarantee it'll be another Democrat, ... check that a liberal Democrat. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
IMO - This sick prick (ahh the puns are too EZ) should've resigned IMMEDIATELY. The DNC represents 72 million Americans (as of 2004 election) I would round that to a cool 100 Mill for the 7 year old data and the ppl who did not vote in 2004.
Did he cheat? - I can't believe this is even an issue, if you think it's "not cheating if no touching is involved," you are way off. There are ways of cheating that are worse than sex. This is not the behavior of a devoted/loving husband. If he wanted to see other women he had an obligation to tell the truth, make a separation, initiate divorce proceedings, get the kids and the collateral sorted out ... then and only then should he look to date other women, or text them, or what have you. (Having not been through an actual legal divorce, If got divorced, I would wait a little longer than dry-ink on the alimony settlement before jumping into bed w/ someone else. Out of respect for the Mother of my hypothetical children and for the vows we had taken before [higher-power] and to each other). Having lost The One, I choose not to date anymore. I just don't want to.
I used to think no-touch = not-cheating.
Like everything else I had to learn the hard way.
Such heartless, pitiful, harmful, cruel folly.
Guys - if you are lucky enough to have found The One - I can save you a lot of heartache:
1. Burn your "little black book" -or- delete all such #'s from phone.
2. Tear down all social networking unless u need it 4 job.
3. Tear down all online dating profiles (Match, eHarmony this should be obvious) if you cancelled it - it is still posted. YOU HAVE TO CALL CUSTOMER SERVICE. KEEP CALLING UNTIL YOU CAN'T SEE IT ANYMORE. SAME GOES FOR #2 ABOVE.
4. Change your cell# give it to her, your family and friends that she approves of and business contacts.
5. No more chat rooms: IRC, ICQ or otherwise. WebEx type apps are only for business, communicating with family/friends who live far away or if The One wants to have a pictochat w/ you.*
6. Let her set up your new personal email - now is a good time to switch to Gmail!
7. Say good-bye to your platonic friends that are of the fairer sex. They will understand.
8. ****If you get a text from any woman who is not The One - DO. NOT. REPLY. Ex, friend ... the only acceptable reply or call back is to a female business associate or family.
***THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS IS TO TURN CONTROL OVER TO HER REGARDING WHO YOU COMMUNICATE WITH*** IF 1 THROUGH 7 FRIGHTEN YOU, THAT'S OK. NORMAL. IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO CARRY THEM OUT... SORRY BUB .... SHE ISNT THE ONE.
*Speaking of chat, Opie and Anthony had Brightbart in this morning, what he may not have been aware of is that OnA are wired for PalTalk - so superfans of the show can watch online.
The funny thing is that when they first installed it, about 500 guys logged on, over half of them had pics of their dick as avatars ... lol. That's why Opie asked him to whip out (another pun!) his iPhone and "just show me" the dick-pic. I am surprised Brightbart didn't notice the 5 web-cams distributed about their sat-studio.
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